pot snot

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.

"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.

by Jace R. April 09, 2007

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil October 23, 2007

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking June 28, 2010

Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 29, 2021

buss pot

Similar to suss pot except much more BUSSY

Guy: who’s down to play without socks on
Bro: SHUT UP U FUCKING SUSS POT
Bro 2: NAH HES A FUCKING BUSS POT
Guy: *silenced* again

by THELWIG October 06, 2021

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy December 25, 2007

donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.

Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?

by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017