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Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 24, 2022
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
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Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
by ImD-licious May 30, 2023
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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Porch Monxican

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.
by Kria1990 September 9, 2025
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