paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females

This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....

by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017

paralife

A person who's half alive.

The first week of college left Tim a paralife.

by ddrive September 25, 2017

pogalaba

a person who's dick is so small they have to use tweazers to masterbate at night time.
mini wiener, cropped dick, small pox-cocks.

dude you have a mad pogalaba

by Administrator001 October 4, 2017

Pomales

Usually a man's man (gentleman) who can really get a woman to squirt with an eight inch dick.

He was a real Pomales in bed which really surprised me.

by The KKK King February 13, 2018

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018