Blood Pony 

A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.

They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!

"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"

"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"

.... and you're dead....

Blood Pony by Brinklee January 10, 2011

smack the pony 

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

smack the pony by dothehustle May 24, 2006

pony 

someone you can "ride" all night long

you're a pony
let's do it
ride my pony
my saddle's waiting...

-- ginuwine

pony by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a show that began in 2010. It was aimed toward little girls, but got a fandom of a larger age group, called Bronies. The show was created by Lauren Faust, who worked on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Powerpuff Girls, so she is automatically awesome. The show's fandom has gotten a large amount of criticism from people who consider the older fanbase pedophiles and/or gay. I am a brony myself, but I'm not gonna talk about that. The show features 6 ponies, which includes Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. The names sound unappealing to many people, but the characters are great. The show is on Netflix, for people who want to try it out. And if you don't like it, I don't mind, but don't go "OMG BRONIES ARE GAY".

What Non-Bronies should act like.

Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: Well, okay. I won't judge you by the show you watch.

What Non-Bronies are like right now.

Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: OMG U R GAY.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Thebroman12 August 21, 2013

Best pony 

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is best pony. 'nuff said.

Best pony by DestinyAngel November 29, 2013

Pontooning 

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

Pontooning by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

Riding the Brown Pony 

When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.

Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.

Riding the Brown Pony by CreepyK420 August 8, 2015