My Little Pony 

A show for only elite real men.

Joe: woah man did you catch that episode of My Little Pony
Bob: yeah man princess Celestia was so wild

Joe: wanna go workout
Bob: yeah

My Little Pony by Drawer gang March 13, 2020

Pillow Pony

1. a homosexual male
2. a man who thoroughly enjoys having another man's penis shoved in his various orifices.

Guy #1: So...that guy they call "Frenchie" is a real pillow pony.
Guy #2: Really? You mean he likes it when other dudes cram their di...
Guy #1: Yes.

Pillow Pony by fackyou2 April 21, 2009

ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)

"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""

ghetto pony by josefresco January 6, 2007

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

A show created by Lauren Faust, which has gained huge amounts of followers on the Internet, outside of the target demographic. These fans are known as bronies. Almost any brony will tell you to watch most of the episodes before judging the show, the creator herself has urged viewers to watch "with an open mind". It is popular for it's above-standard animation, developed characters, and interesting episode plotlines. Many fans also enjoy it for the sense of nostalgia it gives them. The show's creator is also well known for Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Oh my GOD, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is SO AWESOME!!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by TimForTheWin August 1, 2011

Porch Pony 

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

Porch Pony by Pants Partly November 24, 2010

Orange Pony 

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.

Orange Pony by TW1138 August 16, 2018

Lil Pony 

A man who acts straight but is clearly homosexual and commits acts of infidelity.

I know Tony is married but Ive been seeing him all up Ronnies ass. He is acting like such a Lil Pony.

Lil Pony by angd May 19, 2020