Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022

mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

Pit Poke

When someone is aggravating you and you want to aggravate them back, you poke them in the pit of their leg, which is located behind the knee.

Pit Poke; When someone is aggravating you, poke them in the pit of their leg while they are standing or sitting, it will really aggravate them.

by Jimbo95 October 13, 2018

Pickle Poke

Pocking someone with their penis

Josiah really likes to be pickle poked when he’s talking to his Roblox girlfriends…

by XannyCandy April 25, 2022

Love Poke

When a man pokes his partner with his semi to fully erect genitals with no intent of initiating sex.

While spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend, I felt him give me a love poke from behind.

by Nightphilly August 25, 2016