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Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.
"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"
by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015
mugGet the Pizza in the mudmug.

Pussy Pizza

A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
mugGet the Pussy Pizzamug.

pizza bagel

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
by Dan January 31, 2005
mugGet the pizza bagelmug.

The Pizza Man

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.
Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.
by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019
mugGet the The Pizza Manmug.

Pizza Time

Standing in a circle with your friends dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Bukkaking a pizza
by Cowcakke September 28, 2017
mugGet the Pizza Timemug.

Pizza Nuts

Sally sucked Bill's pizza nuts and now they are wet pizza nuts.
by FredBilly January 20, 2009
mugGet the Pizza Nutsmug.

cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.
"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."
by Raccoon December 16, 2003
mugGet the cardboard pizzamug.

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