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Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel
Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse
by Gaybou July 26, 2021
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Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
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Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.
by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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Porcelustin

When a man and a woman are in a bathroom and the man sits on a toilet with the lid down and the woman sits on one of his legs facing forward. The man fingers the woman and the woman Jerks the guy off
Mr. Dude and Miss. Lady were at a party and wanted to fool around . All the bedrooms were taken so they went to the bathroom to porcelustin.
by NonamenotI October 12, 2021
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Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021
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porcelenis

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?
by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021
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