pilot material

A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.

You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.

Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.

by notjuggs_justAj January 12, 2021

Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers

The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.

by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

pilot error

A pilot error is a pregnant flight attendant

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.

by Gert Barr April 5, 2021

Mr pilot

Shannon Keohan

Shannon Keohan = mr pilot

by Yamummmm April 27, 2021

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Pilot

While this is most commonly known as an aircraft “driver”, Pilot is also the name of a super cute guy. Pilot is funny and not afraid to flaunt his weirdness in front of everybody. He is smart and a good, well-behaved student. He is a little short but makes up for it with his big personality. Pilot is, like, super cute! So many girls ik have a crush on him, and some boys. Anyone would be lucky to have Pilot as a friend or boyfriend.

Pilot: “says something random and stupid”
All the girls ik: OMG HE IS SO HOT

by 😶‍🌫️ May 24, 2022