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stone philips

derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
by Pnon2 September 27, 2009
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Major Phillips

A really obnoxious,perverted and OLD AFJROTC instructor. Often is disliked by students.
Adj. "hey hand me that Major Phillips"
noun "stay away from Major Phillips
by Just2Bugit March 23, 2004
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Buck Philips

A hard and hairy muscled and tattooed stud fucker packing a dangerous meat crowbar. A relentless fuck machine.
Buck Philips piston-fucked the hell out of my hole. He wore me out and kept going.
by Buck Philips May 13, 2014
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Phillip Bauer

The mixing of a common marijuana strain known as Grandaddy Purple with keef which is a powder that is pure THC also known as Jack Bauer, making one powerful combination. On the newest season of the hit fox show 24, season 6, Phillip Bauer is Jack Bauer's father. He is also a grandfather. Jack Bauer is already a slang term for keef.
I hope you're ready to smoke this Phillip Bauer bowl! It's going to be very potent!
by Tony TT April 15, 2007
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phillip

He is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy.
Phillip is the shit.
by best_weeson March 13, 2008
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philios

"Pat and Sally seem close. Are they dating?"

"NO. They just have a Philios going on."
by Love-Me November 20, 2006
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Philips Nghe

A typical depressed AZN kid. He most likely will remain single for his whole life. He's a PRO player for G2 alongside Pengu.
DAMN SON, HE'S LITERALLY A PHILIPS NGHE!!
by Mega Depresso 9000 September 24, 2020
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