Phantom Ejaculate

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...

Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...

by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009

phatorize

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.

When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.

by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

phantom fingers

When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.

Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"

Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."

Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."

by bangbang973 December 21, 2010

Phapp

Now, instead of tossing your old phone, load it with phat, cool apps and turn it into a phapp! An old smartphone is either a dumb phone or a phapp.

I use my phapp more than my phone because I don't get distracted by calls. And my phapp has my favorite apps.

by Ilsa Chumwalla December 23, 2016

Phat Pig

1:An excellent pig who is awesome
2:A great Brawl Stars player

Farmer 1: Look at my phat pig!
Farmer 2: He is the best pig and he always wins the pig shows.

by BcHeEz November 18, 2019

exotic pharmacist

A nicer way of referring to a drug dealer

I'm out to go to the exotic pharmacist, anyone want something?

by Crazybmws November 18, 2011

phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005