Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".

Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 30, 2022

Kitty perfume

When a female sprays too much perfume

Damn girl you sprayed too much of that kitty perfume

by anonymous December 19, 2021

aggravated perjury

An arbitrary charge made against a defendant in a mock trial when you cannot think of anything else to charge them with.

Esteemed people of the jury, you cannot possibly charge the defendant with "aggravated perjury", as her statement was not made under oath in a court of law!

by cornbreadtime May 15, 2022

Bad Perfume

A corpse, one that has been dead long enough to produce a scent.

"Hey, I hear they found a bad perfume!"
"Woah, how long has it been dead?"
"Like 3 days maybe?"

by YipDipPotatoChip May 22, 2022

Robert Perdue

Huge nonce

That Robert Perdue guy is a huge nonce

by Msuhaliinia June 9, 2022

Jamaican perfume

The smell of weed

Terry said “Did you get a whiff of that? They smell of Jamaican perfume.”

by Weed lawyer January 8, 2023

povo perfume

using lynx body spray you got from your grandmother on christmas as a cologne

fuck moi are you wearing povo perfume champ?

by blackpussycat September 13, 2023