Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

Peter Stormare

Verb referring to the act of cutting off two toes.

Also a very famous Swedish actor, starring in Prison Break, Minority Report, Chocolat, Armageddon and Wind Talkers.

- Do you want me to Peter Stormare you?
- No! Please, no! My two toes are too valuable!

by Xschtar February 6, 2006

Peter Pickle Putz

Peter Pickle Putz: someone really clumsy in nature.. Extremely goofy. this type of person deserves a special title.

your buddy is walking down the street tries to pick up on an girl and at the same time trips over his own feet..

you reply, "nice one Peter Pickle PutZ"

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

peter pop

a southern way to say, "blow job."

My friend Sue, wants to give your brother a peter pop.

by ramblin worker May 13, 2005

peter o' brien

He is impure because he killed Cecil the Lion. Often has a side job of being a molester.

"Hey, look, it's Peter O' Brien!"
"Impure, Impure!"

by YouMightKnowWhoIAm October 30, 2017

peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006