Pedophile

Someone Who Likes Kids.
Most Pedophiles Names Are Matthew

Guy1:Hey Matt likes to touch kids
Guy2:Yeah I know he’s a Pedophile

by VeLo_SmartGuy May 31, 2020

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

Pedophile

You.

Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children

by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022

PEDOPHILE PUSHER

ANYBODY who themselves admit in BOLD FACE letters of being a PEDOPHILE.

No matter how much you tell everyone you are ANAL ALAN there is only one rated TW0 AND A HALF stars SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE porn with CARL laughing all the way to the bank about knowing about you which they know you are a PEDOPHILE PUSHER

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025