packing blade

To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.

Jamal started packing blade to protect himself from the thugs and goonys in his neighborhood.

by The Intelligent Pollack October 21, 2007

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

packing danger

Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.

Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.

Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".

The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"

by Kiwi Az February 7, 2010

Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.

(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!

by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010

Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 16, 2011

Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011