water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.

When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.

by McWritah June 21, 2015

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

Fatty Pad

Insult to a person when they are being annoying, or negative.

"I love running."- Bolt
"I hate running and losing to you."- Jake
"Don't be a Fatty Pad!"- Bolt

by TheDuggarsSideHug September 13, 2016

Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.

Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.

by Thesadpad March 10, 2017

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018