by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

by Oops I Od’d Again...... July 2, 2018

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
by Raefein February 22, 2009

Person 1: Hey dude do you mind helping me with carrying this box of XL sized dildos?
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce
by Pр Man February 27, 2021

by Shibbleton July 18, 2023

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
