Owen Pomroy

Owen pomroy is an obsessive of people of the female origin he blatantly masturbates over A3 pictures of girls, he has the smallest dick in the world some say he doesnt have one, also when playing xbox his dad sneaks up on him with a baseball bat and beats him

woah dave is obsessing with that girl what an owen pomroy

by thatreally cool guy December 13, 2012

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owen burke

That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.

Owen Burke can be a faggot sometimes

by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 22, 2017

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owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022

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Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.

Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*

by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022

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Owen davies

Hes the stuff of legends and strives in everything he does if you date an owen davies hes definetly a keeper

Rember owen davies
Ye

Isnt he a legend

Hell yeah

by Oxford dictionary 6464636 January 2, 2021

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Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

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