Daddy Owen

OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.

Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

Liam Owen

A drug dealer who would sell his grandma if the price was good enough.

Who's Liam owen?
A Butt

by mr.nuggets October 7, 2019

owen ward

Fuckface stupid bitch who thinks hes funny and

''couldve fucked Tanya" Plays double bass like a bitch

Dementor

God owen ward is a fuck face

Roger: Dude I'm never getting laid

Bob: You don't want to be a owen ward

by FukBoi2000 August 1, 2014

Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

by The lord himself 123 January 2, 2021

Owen doyle

Htons finest owen doyle undefeated hton warrior

Owen doyle is hamilton centrals finest warrior

by LARKHALLS FINEST JUDE REID July 11, 2023

Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.

Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*

by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022