by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 05, 2019
A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.
VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)
SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!
SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!
by Hextraordinary13 February 06, 2017
by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 07, 2011
what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
An Onion Booty is an ass so beautiful it will literally put tears to your eyes. (like an onion)(now go cut that ;-)
i saw her, thick as a champ in all the right places. I knew she had an Onion Booty just by the shape of her thighs. She walked by i waited about a second and a half to look back and 5 seconds after i looked, it hit me... That Onion Booty but tears to my eyes.
by Mark Dizzle March 16, 2010