jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.

Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.

by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018

Georgia Shuffle

The act of crossing multiple lanes of traffic, typically from the innermost lane, to make an exit. This is a single, swift motion and is usually at a 45º or greater angle to traffic. The use of a blinker or the act of stopping in a lane before switching to another lane automatically disqualifies the act from falling under the Georgia Shuffle. This can be the result of chatting on the phone, applying mascara or just being a really bad driver.

"Hahaha, yeah you were really plaste... oh crap, hold on a sec... ...ok sorry, had to do a Georgia Shuffle to make my exit. Anyhow as I was saying..."

by rkitect August 31, 2011

shuffle dancing

The Melbourne Shuffle (also known as Rocking or simply The Shuffle) is a rave and club dance that originated in the late 1980s in the underground rave music scene in Melbourne, Australia. The basic movements in the dance are a fast heel-and-toe action with a style suitable for various types of electronic music.

Sweet shuffle dancing bro. You're the coolest guy at this rave.

by SpringBreak4Life December 6, 2017

Nicotine Shuffle

When you cannot find your vape/e-cig so you frantically search in your immediate vicinity

“Is he having a seizure”

“Nah, he lost his vape. He’s doing the nicotine shuffle”

by JJ473 July 25, 2023

The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns

Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle

by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023

TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.

Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.

by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015