double standard

Anything which is okay for a particular group of humans to engage in but completely unacceptable if another particular group indulges in it.
A group of girls at a party scan the place for hot guys. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as ACCEPTABLE and CUTE.
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.

A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.

A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.

Double standards suck!
by Bongololona April 14, 2012
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double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.
Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.
by D-Zell June 23, 2011
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Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such
God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker
by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019
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double blade

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual
The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.
by Dosvy May 10, 2009
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Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)
Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?
by Craphead1966 March 12, 2011
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Double-wrapper

A woman who's renowned sexual promiscuity instills in a man the need to "double wrap" his penis in two condoms in order to prevent the transmission of likely venereal diseases festering in the woman in question.
Guy One: Dude, you gonna hit that?

Guy Two: Yeah, but she's clearly a double-wrapper. Good thing I have plenty of condoms with me.
by Swanky Super Stud July 19, 2008
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Double Look

When you See someone and You need Two Looks just To make sure they Look Good.
I saw that girl at the gym, I need Another look just to make sure she looks good DL.
Thats A "Double look girl"
by DaltonBen1488 February 10, 2010
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