The Dan Move

While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.
Last night, Todd told me he pulled The Dan Move and woke up Jen, that's why she's so happy today...
by ChaSin78 October 17, 2008
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Dans mom

by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021
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Dan bong

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China
“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”
by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018
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Dan Meyer

A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.
Did you see Dan Meyer swallow that sword on America's Got Talent last night?
by WalkerA September 02, 2009
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Dan woodgates

Dan woodgates is an animal in the name of booze, but will get with any thing over 18 stone that moves, loves the plus size ladies
Fat birds in NB's Dan woodgates would like to have sex with
by bappadeeboopadeebap October 13, 2010
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dan butler

When you get really drunk and you think you’re about to cum, but you end up peeing in/around her vagina and/or mouth.
I went camping last night with my girlfriend and ended up pulling a Dan Butler. There was 3 inches of piss in our tent!
by Willy Wonka-Konobi October 14, 2018
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