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Hollis Oklahoma

A place where 13 year olds are what seniors want, most of them are pregnant. Crackheads wonder the streets freely while the cops will pull you over for going 1m over the speed limit. Where kids have sex with teachers. If you don't make a living selling drugs here than you proabbly work at the nursing home being a wanna be nurse. If you're not one of the rich assholes who own have the town than you are IRRELEVANT. Drama goes on for ages and ages, most women are single mothers, have a drinking problem, and think they are the hottest shit.
Hollis Oklahoma is know for teen pregnancy and drugs.
by LD2000 May 21, 2018
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Blanchard Oklahoma

A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.
by Amber McKnight August 10, 2008
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South Western Oklahoma state University

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
by SWOSUBulldogs January 23, 2004
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the Oklahoma shotput

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.
I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.
by Will January 4, 2005
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sallisaw, oklahoma

a town of wannabes and losers who all suck at sports but can play an instrument and maybe write a few good essays
if you live in sallisaw, oklahoma, i’m sorry.
by beiaiansbh August 25, 2019
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The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
by Mr.JM March 6, 2022
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Boise city oklahoma

A really tiny town where everyone thinks theyre from, 'The hood' and pretend to be gangster. Almost everyone is a cowboy/cowgirl but boast about using drugs, their rap skills, almost everyone is pregnant by 16, or in jail at least once by 16.
'Boise city oklahoma is fucking lit, I love weeedddd'
by Imfreckenlit September 18, 2017
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