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Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.
Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.
by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021
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Oklahoma

oklahoma: neutral
goodlahoma: thumbs up
badlahoma: thumbs down
by randomguy6942069420 December 31, 2021
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oklahoma

It’s gonna be 75 degrees on day in december and 45 the next day. Don’t forget the guy who invented sonic is from seminole oklahoma.
Yo what’s so special about oklahoma?
-The Nothingness and Sonic.
by vinc2908 December 12, 2021
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The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
by Eeeee January 26, 2021
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The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
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Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
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