keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 16, 2020

Your Face

My answer to everything

Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*

by UltimateDoge November 5, 2022

International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.

*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”

by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019

National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020