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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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skills index

1. Found in the publication "The Quantification of Skill" and refers to the weighted average of the components of the MSD, the SCIA, and the FM-100
2. The leading indicator of RTS ability
Was his skills index above .7?
by anonymous July 12, 2004
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Gud Skill

Hot sex, of course, what else?
Lord of the internets.

Also known as Benz.
That guy has some Gud Skill
by benzrhawt December 24, 2008
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power skills

A skill with power. partyl­threonyl­seryl­aspartyl­seryl­glycyl­leucyl­tyrosyl­threonyl­cysteinyl­threonyl­valyl­lysyl­asparaginyl­seryl­alanyl­glycyl­seryl­vagevaudenucyl­threonyl­threonyl­leucyl­isoleucyl­isoleucyl­methionyl­aspartyl­valyl­glutaminyl­lysyl­glutaminyl­aspartyl­glycyl­glycyl­leucyl­tyrosyl­threonyl­leucyl­seryl­leucyl­glycyl­asparaginyl­glutamyl­phenylalanyl­glycyl­seryl­aspartyl­seryl­alanyl­threonyl­valyl­asparaginyl­isoleucyl­histidyl­isoleucyl­arginyl­seryl­isoleucine
I enjoy doing power skills when we do the patskoquiz every day! I also love doing gevaudenskills, fatherskills, and lucao pod!
by PlushtimeTV May 17, 2023
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Liam Skilling

Liam Skilling is the most wonderful person you could ever meet. If you ever meet him your soo lucky . He is extremely kind and caring , he says the sweetest things ever that just makes your heart melt. Liam can be the funniest and has a great sense of humour which can always turn a frown upside down . He deserves everything good and nothing bad he is honestly so perfect .
by Yourmumchese June 4, 2022
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Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
by henriko November 11, 2008
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skill issue

When lucas throws the cod easter egg after saying “it’s an easy boss”
Fuck sake lucas skill issue again
by LumpOLard May 26, 2024
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