When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023
This dude is extremely cool and very cute! He's pretty smart but can be dumb sometimes! Nice body and is committed. He's got a nice dick and knows how to work it too!
by Markus Tame August 30, 2019
Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.
by Monkey's Dad December 06, 2023
Extremely large dick. Once almost killed a girl with it. Very caring. Very hot. And is an attack helicopter
by Mr. StrongHand April 05, 2018
The sexiest boy of all time. A real go-getter. An incredible guy. Sometimes can be found in bisexual form. The bisexual ones make the best friends. Beautiful smile. The darkest eyes you will ever find
by Jason's Toy January 16, 2018
by Will the real deal chew April 06, 2017
A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused
Example 1:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?
Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?
Example 2:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas
Kid 3: Huh? Who?
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?
Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?
Example 2:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas
Kid 3: Huh? Who?
by Luvrophie September 29, 2022