by west po February 28, 2018
someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.
"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."
by porkobobbo October 14, 2022
by 6up50h February 23, 2023
An individual or group of individuals enter your space and begin to talk about random things They pile on story after story as a distraction which causes you to loose track of time. Once the time of productivity has passed the "Mingle Muncher" will begin their exit which has strategically been designed to maintain their intentions and anonymity.
Fred had a list of errands to complete but the Mingle Muncher talked so much that he lost track of time causing yet another day of unproductiveness".
by Derrockcoal April 03, 2023
Someone who stupidly spends their whole paycheck investing into a iphone hoping to enhance their appearance on social media. (Term for Iphone users)
"Bruh that boy William just dropped 1100 on a iphone what a apple muncher"
"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."
"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."
by Hepa(titus) December 03, 2018
Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"
or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"
or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "
by Shorty Duwop October 02, 2019
A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
by Walter E. Go September 22, 2020