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Mouth wank 

Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.
I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job

Mouth Google 

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.
Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.
Mouth Google by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Mouth Virginity 

When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.
Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity
Mouth Virginity by THEMan01 April 15, 2018

mouth cooking 

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.
I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!
mouth cooking by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

mouth fart 

A release of gas from the mouth generally considered to having an intolerably rank smell.
After eating alot of garlic and onions, Timmy had uncontrollable mouth farts.
mouth fart by humorME March 15, 2011

mouth pipetting 

1. Using one's mouth to precisely transfer liquids using a pipette.

2. A very accurate but Darwinistic way of measuring liquids due to the possibility of swallowing chemicals.
Bob was the most precise lab tech around because of his controversial use of mouth pipetting. Unfortunately this is now on his tombstone because the retard drank acid.