bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

micky mouse

Hitting someone with your pistol in gears of war.. stunning them and then hitting them again, downing them..

I hate when noobs micky mouse my ass!

by Derek Hasanoglu February 21, 2008

mouseturbating

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

by treznik September 8, 2010

Twerpy Mouse

n. slang 1. A playful term used to describe a small framed female who often does not think before acting, but instead, and most often, acts and reacts on pure impulse without rhyme or reason.

(as she walks directly into a bedroom wall that has been there for years,) "Robin... That wall has been there for years. Why did you just walk into it? You're such a twerpy mouse."

by TwerpyMouseRobin March 10, 2009

kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male

Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!

by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018