money makin mitch 

A person who gets money by any means. And is always willing to spread the wealth.

Oh hey this my home girl. We call her money makin Mitch she’s always securing the bag.

money makin mitch by LanLan25 November 14, 2017

Sticky Mitch 

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.

NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty

My girl was cheating on me so I gave her a Sticky Mitch and sent her on her way

Sticky Mitch by todMcFee March 8, 2011

Giving Mitch 

A term for Oral Sex. Unlike giving head it refers to both genders.

"Hey Jackson, Paul was telling me how he picked up this girl last night and she gave him Mitch. He said he was Giving Mitch to her for like an Hour. He is such a playa"

Giving Mitch by Peter Kings February 26, 2010

runny mitch 

The fecal river that cascades down ones legs during a run when no bathroom can be found. Usually the result of a Taco Bell feast or bad cheese. In the event of a runny mitch immediately take off your shoes and throw away your socks as things tend to pool up quickly.

Did you see Bob Blum today on the track, he had such a runny mitch.

runny mitch by Fleazz March 3, 2017

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner

Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

Pulling a Mitch Conner by MitchConnerNFT January 20, 2022

The Mitch Hansen Band 

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.

"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."

The Mitch Hansen Band by chknwengz August 4, 2008

Pussy Whipped Mitch 

Gets pussy whipped by his wife everyday of the week, controlled by the wife, has no balls, gets dragged around every

Mitch E: Can I golfing with Tony? Wife: No you can not you are going to the nail salon with me now. Mitch E: Ok hunny Tony: Mitch you are a pussy whipped mitch

Pussy Whipped Mitch by ZVolt December 19, 2012