Sub 5 miler

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.

Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!

by thebagelshop March 16, 2010

Harriet Miers

George W. Bush's personal attorney. Was nominated by Mr. Bush to take Sandra O'Connor's place as Supreme Court Justice so Bush could have an easier time getting unconstitutional laws passed, but she declined under heavy opposition from Democrats and Republicans alike. A major blemish on Mr. Bush's already pockmarked presidency.

Person 1: Bush's approval ratings are the lowest they've ever been!

Person 2: What do you expect? Turning a trillion-dollar surplus into a trillion-dollar deficit, the Katrina aftermath, the CIA leak scandal and crook Vice President, the 2000 dead soldiers, the snubbing of our Allies, the "internets", Osama still at large, and now Harriet Miers?

Person 1: Oh yeah...I'm starting to understand...

by One Half November 8, 2005

Misery Bay

A place in the Upper Penisula of Michigan. The best place ever.

"You going to Misery Bay?"

"Yeah, it's the place to be!"

by DUDUDUDUDUD# July 15, 2009

Misery High

Misery High is a roleplaying group on deviantART.com. It has become a very interesting as well as equally dangerous school located in Misery Falls, west Virginia. There are very many rumors circling the school that usually stem from the comment of death and danger.
The only way to know this for sure is if more people attend Misery High to uncover it's secrets.
As the name states it is a school of misery but from this misery there is excitement and interest. Plus the rumors can't always be true, can they? Whatever the case may be, this school is definitely to die for.

1. "Have you heard of Misery High?"
2. "Some people say there are ghosts at Misery High, do you think it's true?"
3. "Misery High always has a lot of rumors."

by GarnetEncrustedCarnations August 6, 2011

misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

Misera-full

The act of eating beyond fullness derived from the words miserable and full

After eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner, I walked away from the table feeling misera-full.

by The Coach November 27, 2012

Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013