A place where you will find meth heads, pot heads, and alcoholics. The idiot kids are always playing fortnite. Small town in Southeast Iowa. If you aren't friends with a Baier, Rashid, or you're not petty then you aren't popular. Thank you, next.
by Dilly Dilllllyyyy December 11, 2018
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she is the hottest and smartest girl you will ever see. if you like a kinky girl you love maddie also that assssss OMG <3
by tounge.cheese March 26, 2019
Get the Maddie/Madison mug.Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.
Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*
by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021
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Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
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