Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019

microwaved

to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

Saf you totally got microwaved

by ryan bambi November 28, 2010

microrave

A rave with few participants in an enclosed space.

Man, that microrave was nuts, I started tripping out and thought that someone had me in a microwave.

by The one true dogboy January 1, 2009

Microwaveologist

A Microwaveologist is a person who owns many microwaves.

Dude, look at that microwaveologist. He has like 26 microwaves.

by Josh_W474 July 15, 2019

Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020