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Max

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.
Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.
by BrokenHeartedLiedTo February 19, 2011
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Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.
I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.
by Ashley Joy May 20, 2007
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Max

Max = Fail
Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max
by NFloor April 27, 2010
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The Max

The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max
The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen
by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008
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Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.
Damn max why you so fat ?
by John tepu June 17, 2020
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Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..
by Evenett jones September 16, 2016
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Max

Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it won’t end well.
Max is a gay twat

Hey look it’s max the fuckboy where’s all the girl oh yea there suckin his dick
by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018
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