a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014

The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
by Weird person February 17, 2015

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.
by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
by eadie30 November 30, 2011

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
by Grendare April 3, 2010

Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.
Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)
by TravisRashawn March 1, 2007
