Wal-mart Help

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.

When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.

by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014

Mini-Mart Mocha

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.

I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.

by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014

Super K-Mart

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.

Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

Wal-Mart Adventure

having sex doggy style in a cart while a third friend pushes you through the aisles.

Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again

Zach+Sarah- ;)

by eadie30 November 30, 2011

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

Sprawl-Mart

Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.

Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)

by TravisRashawn March 1, 2007