by Ilovegerardpitts June 18, 2021

Maggie Sekerka is a beautiful, brown haired girl who’s the most amazing friend anyone could have. She means so much to all her friends and deserves all the love in the world. She’ll always be the best at making people laugh, even when things aren’t going to well for herself.
by I’m not sure who I am May 9, 2019

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.
by The JDub January 2, 2024

by bbitzbyte December 18, 2021

Maggie is the best thing that’ll ever happen to u. She’ll be a horrible dancer and singer, but incredibly talented at everything else she touches. She’ll bring so much joy to your life. She’ll be stubborn sometimes, but she’s just like that. Her laugh is beautiful and her kissing is wonderful. She’ll take things at her own pace, but the waiting will just make it better. She doesn’t let many people in, so be careful with her when she shows you her true self and feelings. She is heaven on earth, and right now, she is mine.
by Lovedofyellow April 10, 2023

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
Person #2: Run.
by 200 infants December 13, 2024

by Whathandleisntinuse October 7, 2022
