To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!
Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?
Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.
Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.
by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

An online video of a length that would not traditionally be considered long but in the age of the internet and short attentions spans may as well be a feature length film. Basically anything over 3 minutes and god help you if it over 8
Hey when you get a chance you should watch this video. I know it's Youtube long but it's totally worth it.
by ahk057 June 20, 2016

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.
by AinsJC February 9, 2021
