Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

Lobster Bibbin' by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

conklin the lobster by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Nigerian Dirty Lobster 

backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples

She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.

Nigerian Dirty Lobster by Rob Drama May 7, 2011

Lobster Dive 

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

Lobster Dive by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Lobsterfy 

The process of becoming sunburned and red; much like a lobster.

The woman set herself up to lobsterfy by not applying sunscreen before going to the beach.

Lobsterfy by mayalennon May 28, 2010

Lobsterectomy 

To relieve someone of the lobster in their vagina to make them less of a bitch.

Mrs. Williams needs a lobsterectomy.

Lobsterectomy by dsfhalfduhalsu4596ighopit0- July 16, 2010

Lobster Bass 

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

Lobster Bass by Tommy lobster December 30, 2010