lezah

Smallest person on earth. Very ugly and sometimes has a bad hair cut.

You have a lezah hair cut

by Lol :) November 7, 2013

lezboed

To be lezboed, over-lezboed or lezboed out is to reach the stage where by one has seen SO MUCH lesbian pornography that hetrosexual porn no longer works to stimulate, unless it is of exceptional quality.

Frank: Hey Dave come see this chick getting ploughed!!
Dave: By another chick?
Frank: No, by a photocopy repairman
Dave: Wont do me much good, im lezboed out, only girl-on-girl works for me now.

by T Knox April 19, 2008

Lezly

A girl who is very tomboyish. 9 times out of 10 a girl named Lezly is a lesbian.

1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!

2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!

3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

lezbro

A bro who ditches the boys to chill with his girlfriends

"We headed to the bar with Gary, and he ditched us to talk to the girls. He has no chance with them, hes a lezbro."

by dickfarmdunn April 6, 2009

lezzie

a woman that believes the best sex she can get is from another woman; naive...:>

That lezzie wants to mow your lawn.

by hotchick317 August 27, 2005

lezzilumpkin

A blumpkin given by one Sapphist to another. See also cunnilumpkin.

When Sara said she'd been given a cunnilumpkin by Jo the other day, I didn't realise Jo was a girl too: guess it was a true-blue lezzilumpkin.

by fuzzy bear July 15, 2005

lezziecrackwhore

To a straight man, a woman of the lesbian persuasion that partakes in the use and/or abuse of crack cocaine. This word is especially effective if the aforementioned woman is extremely attractive and, in actuality, just has a boyfriend who is jealous of the lesbian best friend.

Lesbian: Are you still down to hang out on Saturday?

Straight best friend: Sorry I can't. Last time we hung out my boyfriend accused me of being a lezziecrackwhore.

by Keshia Lee B February 13, 2009