Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.
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Get the Lemon Kush mug.A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006
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Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon
Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany
To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'
Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.
The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:
1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance
2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance
3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil
4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat
5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan
6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan
7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances
8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.
9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing
10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon
Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany
To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'
Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.
The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:
1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance
2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance
3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil
4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat
5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan
6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan
7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances
8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.
9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing
10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
by Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon October 29, 2004
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