Knee Cappin

When someone is cappin (lying) so hard that you can't help but laugh and slap your knee

Savvy: they call me the greek freak by all the hoes i get over in Mykonos
Mess: dog, you're straight knee cappin rn

by Snaplatts December 7, 2020

Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…

“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive”

by cien_fuegos November 17, 2021

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

middle knee

The part between the left and right knees, also referred to as the: dick, penis, cock, big Johnson, etc.

He should've carried her up the stairs to her room and tied her to the bed and touched that middle knee all night long.

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

Diego’s knees

The knees that don’t exist

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees

by Buddi guy December 25, 2018