Kedollarsha

The correct pronounciation of Ke$ha, the talent-challenged autotuned bimbette behind such entries in the Opposite-of-Great American Songbook as "Tik Tok", "Your Love is My Drug" and "We R Who We R".

I can't stand Kedollarsha. Her songs suck, she's a cow, and she can't hit the right note without a computer to do it for her.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This December 20, 2010

keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011

Keyboard

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

by Lamoypy August 30, 2018

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

Keldon

A person who typically has a mop hair cut that and lives off various forms of welfare. He is your typical child that has various forms of autism and is very out-going. Keldon is usually that type of person to have a really messed up child-hood, having his father leave him at a young age. The only person that finds him attractive throughout his child-hood is his sister.

My Friend: Yooooo, did you see that nigga Keldon?
Myself: You mean that kid with the mop haircut?

by NoChinAutism March 3, 2019

keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.

by 907jones January 12, 2009