ken

useless, but lovable guy

He's such a ken.

by Ratiella July 31, 2023

Ken Holley

An annoying opinionated hobbit looking man creature.

That guy is such a Ken Holley

Or

Oi, what are you? A Ken Holley?

by Deadshot1234512345 August 6, 2016

ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

Ken-owledge

When Kendra knows something. Also applies to Ken, Kenneth, Kennedy, Kendall, Kenny, and nobody else.

"Hey, do you know what mx+b equals?"
"Go ask Kendra, she really has the ken-owledge"

by Ken96 June 26, 2022

Pulling a Ken

Never admitting that you have lost a game of Tekken and you will not deal with it.

Ah what! I ducked that you saw it, I ducked that! Why are you pulling a Ken?

or

"aww I blocked that." Pulling a Ken I see

by jerbear340 November 10, 2010

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022