horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

Ken Holley

An annoying opinionated hobbit looking man creature.

That guy is such a Ken Holley

Or

Oi, what are you? A Ken Holley?

by Deadshot1234512345 August 6, 2016

Ken

Ken is a Scottish word that means know, IKR or same

Sarah: I hate her shoes ❌
Me: Ken 😷😖

by Nutella loves me November 21, 2016

Ken Masters

Complete homosexual.

That’s surprising, didn’t realize He was Ken Masters.

by Iroquoi Pliskin November 22, 2018