Keith

An annoying waste of time that drives you insane.

Bro stop being such a Keith

by Imah1129 December 24, 2017

keith

A guy that's self centered and really bad in bed ):

Girl: keith was so bad last night
Friend: no wonder he single

by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016

keither

A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.

Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!

by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Keith Sweat

A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.

Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.

by Big Dealer Cap Peeler June 15, 2010

KEITH

Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.

KEITH!!!
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!

by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009

Joel Keith

Short for a BIG PENIS that is at least 10 inches.

joel keith - why is my peen so big

by asldjfal;ksdjfal;ksdjfal;skdf September 4, 2019

kennith nixon

a beautiful sex god from heaven. aka lead singer of framing hanley. amazingness that it prone to stalkerish behavior, especially from gingers.

lola was starting to realize that her obsessive make believe relationship with kennith nixon was a tiny bit unhealthy.

by midgetforever888 April 19, 2011