kannar

A Paul Blart type of person, litterly the size but not the personality. He is always ready to eat and carries spoons or forks with him wherever he goes. Don't let him sit on you because that would kill you..

Kannar is a heavy person.

by Stormfighter200 May 5, 2018

Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.

I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.

by saint_eric June 10, 2018

Kandaroo

The animal equivalent to asking your wife how many guys she’s slept with

Husband: what’s your kandaroo?
Wife: Fuck you

by Yearp May 30, 2018

Kangaroo Style

when you're a midget and you climb in a women during sex. All it takes Is a smaller than average midget and a extremely over sized vagina.

See also: pouching

Vern is up there chillin' Kangaroo style...not a doubt in my mind

by Allyouseeistheheadstickjngouto June 1, 2018

Kangaroo Scrotum

The large sack underneath the kangaroo and taste great in hot dogs

"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof

by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018

Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019