angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 02, 2009
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carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫
Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022
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Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger
me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff
by fitzsbrokenlegs April 12, 2022
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Daisy Johnson

also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af
Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter
by Daisy_jonhson November 16, 2021
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peyton johnson

Peyton Johnson is part of a YouTube channel called the Johnson fam. The channel has amassed over 1.2 million subscribers. She has collaborated with everleigh rose and has an Instagram account called liv and pey with over 160,000 followers
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Serayia johnson

She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐
Serayia johnson has great hair
by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019
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Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"
by Mark Greenberg May 15, 2018
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