johnson

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

by Stephen C February 10, 2006

Fucknut Johnson

wat my dad calls you

Someone is a complete "dumbass"

you stupid fucknut johnson

by Chevelle17 January 16, 2009

horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

halla johnson

to "tro it" or have sexual relations.

also means "see ya later" "have a good day" "peace out" "deuces" and any other terms for "good bye"

example 1 -
"that girl's a jump down, I'm gonna see if she'll halla johnson"

example 2 -
"see ya later j book"
"aight then jy, halla johnson"

by jaynovel January 15, 2008

Fuckhouse Johnson

Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.

Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.

by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012

devin johnson

The most sexy man alive. He could win a nation sexy contest and still have enough talent to be a leader. Can get any girl in his dreams. So hot that even men hit on him.

Girl: oh my god look its devin johnson

Guy: man what i wouldnt do to get me some of that

by Like like November 3, 2013

Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy

The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.

I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…

by Vice Admiral Gender Studies October 27, 2021