Jason Squires

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.

Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires

by Radmehr May 11, 2011

Jason

he is unique and treats his girl right and he is hot and falls for girls named devyn or maddison usually

jason is the best man

by bennypoobottomloveeesnickersss June 12, 2018

Jason

Jason is a very handsome person someone with a large penis has great personality and would do anything for his love and would do anything to get them and hes fantastic in bed he jokes a lot but can hide his feelings from anyone loves rock or old music and is a amazing friend and has amazing friends and can seduce any woman. Women love him men want to be him. If you have a Jason treasure him.

"Look at Jason hes so god damn hot i'm gonna ask him out!"

by Nylon101 January 24, 2020

Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.

Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.

by Bukko July 9, 2021

Hey Jason

A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.

Person 1-"That motherfucker is too far away to hear me"
Person 2-"Give that bitch a Hey Jason"

by Jabba.the.will March 31, 2009

Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!

by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009

Hot Jason

A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.

She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason

by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009