jail pocket

One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.

Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?

Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*

Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*

by JimboWales May 13, 2015

whale jail

A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.

Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK

Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!

by somethingnew May 13, 2007

jailed

An Apple device running iOS that is not jailbroken and can't run 3rd part programs.

guy: I've just updated my iPhone and now I can't run my games! It's jailed again!

by Svperstar December 5, 2010

jailing

Similar to sagging. When your pants are worn low, because your belt has been removed during your admittance to prison.

"Man pull your pants up! You look ridiculous, you're jailing!"

by thenerdyknerd July 15, 2016

Jailbabe

Hot chick under 18 - which might cause lot's of trouble after you fck'd her...

"Look at that chick" - "No way - she's a jailbabe"

by le_bernd October 2, 2009

Jail-bait

A sexually alluring, seductive, and flirtatious adolescent girl younger than the legal age of consent to sexual intercourse (in the US, 16-18). Such girls are known as "jail-bait" because if a man (legally, of any age, but colloquially considered to be an older man - relative to the age of the girl) has sexual relations with her he could be arrested for statutory rape (sex with a minor).

Dude, that hot red-headed Lolita in the booty-shorts and halter top has been coming on to me all night and I really wanna get with her. She smiled and winked at me and said she was legal, but she can't be a day over 16. She's totally jail-bait, and I don't want to end up on the National Sex Offender Registry; I'll never get laid again.

by sexy librarian July 19, 2011

jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006